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Men Who Marry Fat Women Are Happier, Says Science

In a new study conducted by the department of psychology at UNAM, it was discovered that men who were in a relationship with chubby women were ten times happier than those who were with skinny women.

Here are the ten reasons why?

THERE’S MORE TO LOVE!
Pounds more!

THEY TEND TO BE SWEETER
Literally and figuratively.

THEY ARE FOODIES
And men love chowing down with their girls.

HEY CAN COOK BETTER
And the way to a man’s heart is through is stomach!

THEIR HUGS ARE NICER
Chubby people are better to hug, no exceptions.

THEY ARE FUNNIER
More laughs= more happiness.

CURVES CURVES CURVES
Enough said.

BUYING THEM PRESENTS IS EASY
Chocolate.

NO STUPID DIETS EVER!
Which means more eating out opportunities.

LESS PRESSURE FOR THE GUY TO BE FIT
Gyms suck anyways.